Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jay: [explaining why he gives head for rides] I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Will you fuck me when you get out? Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Jay: I know it's in there! Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. The Market research says that people love monkeys. That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. Especially you. Fuck them up their stupid asses. The honeymoon's over. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Jay: Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Matt Damon: Damn yous! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Holden: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! Sissy: Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. [getting into the van] [after tossing Brent out of the van] Ben Affleck: . [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. (failed) James Van Der Beek: But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Reg Hartner: At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. That was them, wasn't it? Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Jay: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Well, *you're* in love. [appears out of nowhere] Hey! Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. I'm HAUNTED by it! Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Jay: 'Scuse me. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Justice: Yeah, I'll bet you do. There's no boogers in it sir. This isn't fair! Oh, that Affleck! I'm a teen idol, dammit! As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Whillenholly: ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Uh-huh. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. You don't know "Jungle Love?" I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Jay: It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Are we gonna have a problem again? Justice: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. I miss dating a lesbian. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Take sex for example. Since when did they start charging for the bus? Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Jay: the wrong way. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. It's a Miramax flick. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. I didn't spit in it sir. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Jason Biggs: You should be. Jay: Chaka: No, but it's Miramax. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Remember this fucking face. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Whillenholly: Ben Affleck: Justice: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Brodie: It's either this or jail. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Passerby: Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? When, Lord when? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Whillenholly: I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Jay: James Van Der Beek: Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Banky: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Don't say anything! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Are you fucking crazy? Taste the booger flavor. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. The hell with this. And for one more record, he does love the cock. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Whillenholly: You know what? Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Jason Biggs: Alyssa Jones: Packed. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Whillenholly: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. You can't take it back. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Whillenholly: I was a guard. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jay: Half's not enough? A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. I'm busy. Then I rub my nose with it. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Shaggy: Chaka: Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Holy Fuck! Read more Read reviews Add to list . Here's your coffee sir. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Uh, Chaka? This job just passed the point of no return! Tickets? Banky: Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Jay: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay: Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Jay: Miramax? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. What you don't believe me? Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Justice: [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Whillenholly: Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Wes? Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. You gotta do the safe picture. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Oh, you like that, MULE. Fuck! [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Catchy, ain't it? Opening text: [counting his money] [to Gus Van Sant] You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. There's nothing you can do about it. Holden: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Chaka: Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Daphne: You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Yeah, sis. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Jay: Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Stealin' the little monkey. Sorry, Justice. Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Hooker #1: Not this little fuck. Chrissy: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Jay: Justice: They've got a monkey in there? Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Missy: Jay: Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Holden: Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Jay: Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." I thought that was a 10-82. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Randal Graves: Justice: Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Just say it already. Would you stop saying that? Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Holden: Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Boy, Walt. Hey! Holden: Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Silent Bob's Mother: True story! [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. I can't belive this shit. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Hey, watch the language, little boy. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. That was an incredibly daring escape! That's what I thought. Whillenholly: Chaka Luther King: And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." He's got a great sense of humor. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." No the clit is real. Ben Affleck: Chaka: [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Brodie: Girls like that kinda shit. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. They gotta break into Provasik now. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. That shit is the mad notes. But it was better than "Mallrats". Jay's Mother: What am I, blind? Banky: This guy'll suck your dick. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. So? Gus Van Sant: You went to film school didn't you? Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Read . Dude, she called you retarded. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. All video and DVD versions restore that line. Whillenholly: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Feature length? Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Let's kick 'em out! Brent: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Randal Graves: Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van.

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